edleritter:

sugarlipsandpoisonkisses:

edleritter:

if i ever get accused of murder, i will have a legitimate alibi

“i was blogging. check the timestamps on stuff.”

but what if you were just blogging while murdering?

and risk blood getting on my computer? no thank you.

(Source: tinksboy, via fem-nico)

imagine ur icon murdering someone with the expression they currently have

(via beingweirdisntacrime)

Reblog this if you’d hang out with your Tumblr friends if you ever met them in real life.

hiddle-stoner:

bashefierce:

icantsumupmyfandomsinonename:

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTIONARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM

*hug attacks all of my followers*

all of you

If you live in Northeastern PA, like between Allentown and Binghamton, NY, that’d be super duper awesomesauce.

(Source: bookishandi, via fem-nico)

theoncomingfangirl:

1017andpregnant:

peep-toe-shoes:

The most intense movie scene ever.

iconic

you can do it bruce

theoncomingfangirl:

1017andpregnant:

peep-toe-shoes:

The most intense movie scene ever.

iconic

you can do it bruce

(Source: sleepingthroughsirens, via hades-gonna-hade)

Straight guys: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect
Straight Girls: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect
Gay guys: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect
Lesbians: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect
Gary Ross: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect
Suzanne Collins: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect
Josh Hutcherson: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect
THG cast: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect
Obama: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect
God: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect
Anyone who breaths: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect
Jennifer Lawrence: I pee in the woods a lot

“Nobody has the right to turn out and tell me that I can’t wear a certain outfit, that I can’t go out to a certain place because I would be safer, or because a man looks at me…”

(Source: rumaani, via hades-gonna-hade)

saltandvinegarcrisps:

saltandvinegarcrisps:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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please don’t start reblogging this again this post ruined my life

(via black-veil-bridesmaid-f0rever)

lumos5000:

theshirelock:

if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes

someone found a real life plot hole

(via beingweirdisntacrime)

karkat-kirkland:

tallest-dave:

tallest-dave:

tallest-dave:

tallest-dave:

MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME 

ITS MIDNIGHT 

HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY

UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED FOR THE CHICKEN STRIP BACK

UPDATE: HE IS SINGING QUEEN

UPDATE: HE PASSED OUT IN THE HALLWAY AND WHEN I TRIED TO WAKE HIM UP HE SAID THAT HE WOULD LEAD THE REVOLUTION HIMSELF

make the notes stop

for one day

please

(Source: karkatkirkland, via save--the--bands)

393,375 Plays

nyeatsthebvbarmy:

thederpyhipster:

queerlittlemermaid:

Just listen.

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oh shit.

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Get on my blog. RIGHT NOW. HOLY SHIT.

MOTHERFUCK *head explodes*

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WHAT IS THIS GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This song makes me want to orgasm. It’s perfection.

reblogging because of reasons

bobbing my head back and forth because i’m too lazy to stand up

(Source: windyautumn)

Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours.

cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!

Meheheheh

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