A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
"oh see there you go son"
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
but imagine if there were dragons
you punks are all so daft
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
I want to touch it but I can’t and that makes me angry
Tell it, Randy.
Randy said fuck your bullshit
Randy layin down the law.
reblogging for reference for when I build my supervillain lairCare to share what the company is
NEED HO MY GOD
the source leads right to the website ^
also, aptly named ‘secretpassageway’
President Obama’s presidential seal decides to have the day off. (x)
He is just so cute…..
He’s the kind of guy that would make my life if he high fived me and told me I’m awesome.
it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg
Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*
This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.
Your wish… My two hours down the drain.
OMFG it got better
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
when it turns from winter to spring
when bae comes over
when you can backflip and take your pants off simultaneously
When you can backflip
Is that Captain Jack Harkness?