Photo 8 Apr 87,847 notes thrashleydawn:

femintits:

so my friend is in italy and she bought me this

Is this what eating a bag of dicks is like

thrashleydawn:

femintits:

so my friend is in italy and she bought me this

Is this what eating a bag of dicks is like

Text 8 Apr 193,356 notes

lustinforagustin:

my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family

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joichang:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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you style that hair lil’ dude!

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and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

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ssuccu-lent:

n-a-blue-box:

funfordandsons:

gaksdesigns:

Artist Redosking (Instagram / Facebook

THIS IS UNNATURAL

you’re a sorcerer and i’m calling the cops

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theofficialelsa:

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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have you been to boston?

Video 8 Apr 443,650 notes

dangerhamster:

five-hundred:

And this is why you always reblog RDJ

THEY DON’T TEACH FRENCH IN JAIL

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

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Photo 8 Apr 83,059 notes fantastico-extravaganza:

shemhazaile:

s00005aa55yah:

open up its the fbi

this dog looks like ryan gosling 

i don’t know how i see it but i see it

fantastico-extravaganza:

shemhazaile:

s00005aa55yah:

open up its the fbi

this dog looks like ryan gosling 

i don’t know how i see it but i see it

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Photo 8 Apr 70,091 notes meladoodle:

THESE ARE GETTING TOO WILD

meladoodle:

THESE ARE GETTING TOO WILD

Video 8 Apr 128,792 notes

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Tig Notaro (x)

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andrewscottt:

Andrew Scott | Birdland

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