straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship
Oh my razzling dazzling god
Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.
the straights have been foiled again
yep i made a comic. I animated thousands of raindrops for this so u better read it yo
I decided to google “silly tumblr gif” today.
I was not disappointed.
did he fucking decapitate someone?
he hit a woman who had a sling on her arm in that arm
i’ve been laughing at Hugh Jackman’s face for five fucking minutes
And Michael does a Magneto hand
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
I just realized that in this godforsaken scene:
When Sherlock says “I think it could work”
He’s saying ”I think the name Sherlock Watson could work”
And then John, still laughing, realizes what he just heard and does a sort of puzzled look back up at Sherlock:
And Sherlock just:
And in conclusion, we’re not exactly looking at an aborted declaration of love.
Oh god, this hurts so good. I can’t stop feeling over this (>_<)
Trigger warning: Breakfast
reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers
He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.
this is really, really important
Wow….perfect. The old paint…..
I haven’t seen this guys stuff for months but this still hits me as hard as ever
Always repost! I love this so much!!!
the exit sign
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.
Charlie, our daughter, a product of two people who met on tumblr, very much a tumblr princess.
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
"I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP"
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
hOLY SHIT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN PHINEAS’ KNACK FOR EXPERIMENTS AND BUILDING THINGS!!!!!