Photo 21 Apr 347,818 notes myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
"oh see there you go son"

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

"oh see there you go son"

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Text 21 Apr 288,096 notes

foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

imageim so alive 

Text 21 Apr 307,062 notes

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

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Photo 21 Apr 83,957 notes

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Text 21 Apr 55,934 notes

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

Photo 21 Apr 169,920 notes moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

I want to touch it but I can’t and that makes me angry

moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

I want to touch it but I can’t and that makes me angry

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Photo 21 Apr 143,865 notes i-will-lift-you-higher:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

Randy layin down the law.

i-will-lift-you-higher:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

Randy layin down the law.

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Photo 21 Apr 122,045 notes readaroundtherosie:

ludicrouscupcake:

sleepwalkerindreamersclothing:

malt-tango:

did-you-kno:

Source

reblogging for reference for when I build my supervillain lair

Care to share what the company is

NEED HO MY GOD

the source leads right to the website ^
also, aptly named ‘secretpassageway’

readaroundtherosie:

ludicrouscupcake:

sleepwalkerindreamersclothing:

malt-tango:

did-you-kno:

Source

reblogging for reference for when I build my supervillain lair

Care to share what the company is

NEED HO MY GOD

the source leads right to the website ^

also, aptly named ‘secretpassageway’

Video 21 Apr 131,813 notes

the-shorter-version-of-lucifer:

lubeisfortheweak:

policeghost:

President Obama’s presidential seal decides to have the day off.  (x)

He is just so cute…..

 #I don’t care if you don’t like him as a president #IF YOU DON’T LIKE HIM AS A PERSON THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU BECAUSE

He’s the kind of guy that would make my life if he high fived me and told me I’m awesome.

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Photo 21 Apr 291,263 notes thumbsup4rockandroll:
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Photo 21 Apr 85,483 notes lotrlockedwhovian:

mcmandie:

lokisfairmaiden:

myasgardianprince:

whispers-between-worlds:

daleksanddetectives:

gorgeousanon:

“ENOUGH!”

it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg

Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing.. “Happy Birthday to y-“*crash*“ENOUGH!!”“…”“…”
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*


This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.

Your wish… My two hours down the drain. 




OMFG it got better

lotrlockedwhovian:

mcmandie:

lokisfairmaiden:

myasgardianprince:

whispers-between-worlds:

daleksanddetectives:

gorgeousanon:

“ENOUGH!”

it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg

Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.

Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
*crash*
“ENOUGH!!”
“…”
“…”

“…Are you the stripper?”

“…I am a God you dull creature.”

*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*

This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.

Your wish… My two hours down the drain. 

OMFG it got better

Text 21 Apr 508,075 notes

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

image

TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

image

oh my god…

Photo 21 Apr 142,332 notes dr-watsons-lover:

bloodweb:

brianabuenviaje:

ladybulletsordie:

warriorinthemaking:

when it turns from winter to spring

when bae comes over

when you can backflip and take your pants off simultaneously

When you can backflip

Is that Captain Jack Harkness?

dr-watsons-lover:

bloodweb:

brianabuenviaje:

ladybulletsordie:

warriorinthemaking:

when it turns from winter to spring

when bae comes over

when you can backflip and take your pants off simultaneously

When you can backflip

Is that Captain Jack Harkness?

(Source: tylerheckles)

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Text 21 Apr 772 notes SUPERNATURAL CURSORS

lucifers-ass-cheek:

If you want one, all you have to do is reblog, follow me, then ask for the code of the one you want :) I love you!! <3

Anti-possession Cursor

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Chevy Impala Cursor

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Angel Wings #1

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Angel Wings #2

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Castiel Cursor

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Dean in Gym Shorts

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Dean #1 Cursor

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Dean #2 Cursor

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for more cursors go here

if you want one that I don’t have, just ask for it

also you can always submit a picture for me to turn into a cursor <3

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